i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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