I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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