u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
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I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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