talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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