my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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