Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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