Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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