YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
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