fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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