Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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