That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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