please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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