Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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