thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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