Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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