She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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