I'm eating all of the evidence.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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