Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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