When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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