I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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