big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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