Its about making memories worth repressing
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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