"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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