I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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