He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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