If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
It's official drugs can't kill me
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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