Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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