yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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