As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Randomize
