I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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