OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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