Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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