yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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