That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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