..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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