my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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