Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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