She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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