i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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