Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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