The maid of honor just puked.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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