GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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