She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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