Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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