i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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