Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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