I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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