Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize