Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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