just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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