do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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