Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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