oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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